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1 posted on 08/26/2023 11:58:48 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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He was last seen on a spaceship with Elvis.


2 posted on 08/26/2023 12:01:24 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: nickcarraway

Paris killed him with a poison arrow to his heel


3 posted on 08/26/2023 12:02:45 PM PDT by South Dakota (Patriotism is the new terrorism )
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To: nickcarraway

After his death, he became a demigod.

He still voted demicrat though.


5 posted on 08/26/2023 12:07:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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He was real heel


6 posted on 08/26/2023 12:09:57 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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Achilles was a real heel to women....


7 posted on 08/26/2023 12:12:52 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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To: nickcarraway

“What Happened to Achilles After the Iliad?”

He was pulled.


8 posted on 08/26/2023 12:15:50 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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Changed his name to Dr. Scholl...


9 posted on 08/26/2023 12:24:01 PM PDT by W. (Hillary should have married OJ, someone here said yesterday...)
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He limped?

L


10 posted on 08/26/2023 12:24:58 PM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: nickcarraway

When the numerous legends become facts, print the numerous legends.


11 posted on 08/26/2023 12:27:42 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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He was replaced by a strong female character so that ancient Greeks wouldn’t appear misogynist.


12 posted on 08/26/2023 12:33:16 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: nickcarraway

He slipped on a banana peel.


13 posted on 08/26/2023 12:35:42 PM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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Achilles is the bane of aging athletes. Aging athletes often tear their Achille’s tendon when they least expect it. Jets fans beware. Jets QB Vinny Testaverde in his late 30’s suffered an Achilles tear at the beginning of the season The Jets season collapsed . Will it happen again with Aaron Rodgers?


14 posted on 08/26/2023 12:41:08 PM PDT by allendale
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‘The Song of Achilles’ by Madeline Miller is a good read. I enjoyed it.

She also wrote ‘Circe’ and ‘Galatea’ which are in my stack to read.


15 posted on 08/26/2023 12:58:07 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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The moment he kills her ... their eyes meet, and he falls in love with her, but it is too late.

I can't count the number of times that's happened to me.

17 posted on 08/26/2023 2:06:21 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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Stretching . . .


21 posted on 08/26/2023 3:05:12 PM PDT by linMcHlp
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I don’t remember.

I last read it in 1963.

That is about 38 years ago, I calculate.


22 posted on 08/26/2023 3:22:19 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob
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Au contraire, Achilles was an ******e. He was (almost) invulnerable, and like the baddest thug in the neighborhood he became full of himself and never walked away from a fight, because he (mistakenly) thought he could never lose.

The brave man in the Iliad was Hector, who missed his wife and went out to fight Achilles, who had come to him seeking vengeance for his buddy Petroclus.

Achilles didn’t make it quick either. He allowed Hector to take his best shot, laughing and mocking him. After Achilles killed Hector, he hitched his dead corpse behind his chariot and dragged it around in front of Hector’s wife.

Paris was the smart guy in the story. He gained intelligence via his sister, who had discovered Achilles’ vulnerability by asking around of the right people.

Paris happened to be an ancient Greek marksman, an archer. He played the tactical situation right and caught Achilles walking away, strung up his best broadhead in his 60-pund compound bow, and PMMP! (Proper mufflers on his bowstring)

Achilles was hit, DRT. He was no hero
He had it coming.

Hector, Paris, and Paris’ sister were the heroes of the Iliad.

Homer wrote it with the easily inferred moral: Don’t be this guy.


24 posted on 08/26/2023 3:36:14 PM PDT by OKSooner (Maybe Quix was right about some stuff. Pronouns=(XY, XYim, XY's))
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So my middle name is Achille, named after my grandfather’s first name.

I’m doing fine, living in the foothills of California.


32 posted on 08/27/2023 3:45:18 PM PDT by jcon40 (Leftists are usually obnoxious Bullies)
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