[Jewbacca]

You know if you called the Department of whatever department and asked them if you need a permit (assuming they ever answered), some mouth breathing moron would just look at you and drool and then be rude, and then say “dunna know, that be youra respos-ilty.”

[uranium penguin]

Now the Gov will justablish a new
“Department of underwater wine Aging”..
It will need a building that costs at least 20 million

They will need a staff of 6-10 of each region in the US to investigate. And actually do stuff.

Then they will need staff of @ 100+, all union menmbers. To account, pay, diversify, and have on site union reps.

then impose a 500% tax on this wine. That as it is exorbitant, no one will pay.

But, this new department will never die, be staffed and grow every year.