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Mike Pence Doesn’t Know How to Pump Gas! - New Campaign Ad is Hilarious Failure!
You Tube ^ | Mark Dice

Posted on 08/09/2023 10:52:50 AM PDT by Impala64ssa

Mike Pence tries to pump gas in his new campaign ad, and he doesn't know what he's doing.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: 2024; fossilfuels; pence
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To: Impala64ssa

GWH Bush didn’t know about grocery scanners. It seems that deep states stooges that make a career out of government don’t know jack.


41 posted on 08/09/2023 11:53:57 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (The Delay Trump’s trial, delay. Elect Trump President. Trump pardons himself. )
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To: uranium penguin

5. Change a flat tire.


42 posted on 08/09/2023 11:56:35 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: DanZ; Hoboto

I gave up hope when I realized that the Republicans were not just the “stupid party”. They are also the “party of collusion”. Uninformed people can become informed. Colliders do not want to change.

For many years, I kept wondering why we who read Freerepublic knew more than our so-called leaders in Washington. They either do not want to know facts or they choose to lie about them.


43 posted on 08/09/2023 11:59:14 AM PDT by Freee-dame
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To: Impala64ssa

The DC Elite probably have people to do all of this for them. Pretty pathetic when you can’t even pump your own gas.


44 posted on 08/09/2023 12:02:53 PM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: silverleaf

They’re two of a kind in that they’ll never be president!


45 posted on 08/09/2023 12:04:50 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Fledermaus

Both.


46 posted on 08/09/2023 12:05:22 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: dfwgator

One of their best skits. Also the Fish Slapping Dance.


47 posted on 08/09/2023 12:11:10 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Hoboto
Imagine if Republicans would focus their energy on the DEMOCRATS instead of other Republicans. Typical circular firing squad with no results other than the Libs laughing at us.

It's a primary. We seriously need to weed out the deep state losers early. Pence is a tool, and yes, has probably not pumped his own gas in 20 years.

48 posted on 08/09/2023 12:36:22 PM PDT by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Thanks for posting this. I forgot how funny Mark Dice can be. Dice is right on the money at how ridiculous this ad is, and it paints Pence as the phony he is. Since he obviously doesn’t know how to pump gas, maybe he needs to get himself an EV, but I wonder if he could even manage to plug it in to charge it.


49 posted on 08/09/2023 12:51:44 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: silverleaf
"I guess Pence pumps gas as well as Dukakis drove a tank"

He sounds like he's taking credit for Trump's accomplishment of making America fuel independent. What a snake.

50 posted on 08/09/2023 12:53:02 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: Impala64ssa

He’s a complete dope.


51 posted on 08/09/2023 12:54:34 PM PDT by FroedrickVonFreepenstein
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To: Impala64ssa

Bookmark for later when I can watch the video.


52 posted on 08/09/2023 12:54:38 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

Very good,,,especially about cursing the price!
That would have been much more effective, imho.


53 posted on 08/09/2023 12:59:10 PM PDT by Adder (ALL Democrats are the enemy. NO QUARTER!!)
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To: blackdog

It’s an ad-hoc production. If he had to stand there and fiddle with his card, scanners, and the dozens of apps we pleebs have to deal with then the commercial would be 90 seconds of him fiddling with crap before the nozzle even left the pump.

Plus a lot of us have to do into our banking app to transfer money to get to the correct card to buy the gas.. often paying percentages or almost a dollar to even access our own money.

He was trying to make the process look tedious.. but they missed the essence of the problem.

Americans aren’t crippled when it costs them 2 dollars more every few days to fill up. They are crippled because a vast number of those people have to turn on their Uber driver app when the tank reaches 1/4 so they can cash out and afford it.


54 posted on 08/09/2023 1:00:56 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: silverleaf

The only thing that would have made the gas pump add more pathetic/funny is if he picked up the green diesel pump.


55 posted on 08/09/2023 1:52:50 PM PDT by DMD13
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To: rktman
More here:Baitway Pundit. Glad it was posted separately. I won't give the clickbait express any satisfaction.
56 posted on 08/09/2023 2:00:57 PM PDT by dware (Americans prefer peaceful slavery over dangerous freedom)
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To: Reverend Wright

Like his style note plate


57 posted on 08/09/2023 2:26:15 PM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: Impala64ssa

The same consultant-selected red pickup that Jeff “Davos” Kemp used in his first campaign.


58 posted on 08/09/2023 2:46:06 PM PDT by Reverend Wright ( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
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To: Freee-dame

It has always been the 2nd which only increases my disdain for them.

They are truly our enemies.


59 posted on 08/09/2023 3:00:24 PM PDT by SoConPubbie (Trump has all the right enemies, DeSantis has all the wrong friends.)
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To: chiller

I agree with you. Would folks want to see him doing all the prep while trying to talk and then get the receipt and drive a way. 5 minutes of boredom for 30 seconds of words.


60 posted on 08/09/2023 4:14:22 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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