I tried an experiment where I fed my horse a little less hay and oats every day, to get him used to less food - and save myself some money.
It would have worked too, if the damn thing didn’t die on me.
Redneck #1: What does your dog eat?
Redneck #2: [Laughs] My dog eats dog food! What does your dog eat?
Redneck #1: My dog eats turnip greens!
Redneck #2: [Laughs] My dog won’t eat no turnip greens!
Redneck #1: Mine wouldn’t either.............for a month.............