[Red Badger]

CARRION LUGGAGE PING!..................A TWO-FER!...........

[MuttTheHoople]

“Always wanted to take Meemaw to Florida”.

[knarf]

Aliza Chasan actually wrote these words in this way.

"There was no discernible effort made to hide the body outside of putting it into a suitcase, Salazar said.

There were some signs around the property that someone had been trying to burn something,

but it's common in the area for people to burn trash."

(I broke the paragraph up for dramatic effect)

[Hatteras]

""The first inclination, of course, is to assume that it's a homicide scene,..."

[GreenHornet]

"The first inclination, of course, is to assume that it's a homicide scene," Salazar said.

Nice work, Columbo.

[bitt]

only one thing to do - ban all suitcases!

[stylin19a]

hmmmm... I wonder where Sam Brinton was recently?

[HartleyMBaldwin]

When disposing of body parts, don’t just dump the luggage somewhere. Check it through on a United flight, and it’s gone forever, guaranteed.

[Organic Panic]

Which cartel? Biden has ceded the USA to the cartels and Chinese.

[dfwgator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDBowy9gNU

[GreenLanternCorps]