Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
Wouldn't that be ironic?
God has exactly this sense of humor, He does. :^)
Hey Laz, I been looking for that pic of you and HG at the memorial shoot you went to. Post it if you have it hand, please/thanks.
βI will die bravely, like a bridegroomβ
β William Shakespeare, King Lear
I would like to add as a testimonial at his memorial, “Laz was a good shot. Everyone was impressed with his marksmanship. He was different. Some say he was a little paranoid but you would expect that of someone who had been dosed by the CIA with LSD for almost a decade.”
(I actually stole the above from the “funeral” of Marvin Boggs (John Malkovich) in the movie, Red 2, and the similar touching eulogy by Frank Moses (Bruce Willis).
(...by the way, Marvin was faking his death, too).
Sorry to hear about your death. I hope you pull out of it soon. Shake it off!
Make sure to tell all of our friends on Facebook!
LOL!
LAZ
You scared the hell out of me! I am not sufficiently astute to judge what is hit-able or not. None can measure up to LAZ THE GREAT JUDGE of women, though I do question your standards at times and just say to myself, “some Kentucky Bourbon was probably involved in his judgement.”
Have a great day LAZ!
{{{ Hugs!! }}}
Wymen are in mourning tonight.
The illegal alien he bought the monkeys from.
I mean, it is the MANNER of Laz's death that most concerns me. How many people are killed by 76 angry husbands (simultaneously), while dressed in a clown outfit, smeared head to tow in orange marmalade, surrounded by 17 monkeys, with his finger in a outlet and a lightbulb (glowing) screwed in his ass?
10:34 is the time Laz posted
Maybe he’s got a timer set that ?!?
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Via Con Dios
Good Grief only LAZ could do this!
LOL!
WHAT THE ACTUAL F^%*???? I’d rather this be a sick joke than real!
Laz I ought to beat you silly! I thought that headline was for real.
Okay, I just did :-)
OMFG You ASSHOLE! I didn’t read the post before posting! Laz, this takes the cake, bud!
I think it's a little of both.... a real sick joke.
Kinda like me!
If you do, indeed, get to heaven.....stay the same tranquil and beautiful soul you were on earth.
If you are in hell, let her rip!
As per FR tradition I am commenting based on the headline. I did not read the article. Sorry to see him go.
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