𝙊𝙈𝙂!!! 𝙇𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙕 𝘿𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏!!!!

7/22/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.

Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).

But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?

No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.

So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!

Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321

Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.

[Texaspeptoman]

Say what?

(Sorry, where’s Spock and the Guardian of Forever?)

[usurper]

Where is Humblegunner when you need him.

Or Buckhead.

[mdmathis6]

Oh I saw that episode, the one where there is a sign on the Guardian that reads...Lazzie is banned from any further time travel!

[tet68]

How can we miss him if he won’t go away???
😥

[Gnome1949]

We demand a BIG funeral...Everyone is invited !!

To quote Hedley Lamarr in the movie, Blazing Saddles...

“I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”

[PerConPat]

Leave it to you to devise a way to be alive for your own wake.

[crusty old prospector]

I wanna see that movie made today.

[central_va]

The news of Laz’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

[central_va]

Nice font

[Darksheare]

Now now, we’re recalling that time you turned into a newt.
Nasty business, that.
This time I suspect perambulatory post mortem somnambulism.
Can be fixed with coffee.
I know just the thing.

[mdmathis6]

I don’t know ...but we all knew that the Lazzie in a clown suit had to go!

[right way right]

No humility whatsoever the guy….

[Pilsner]

I did not die tonight.

May you continue to be able to post that for ages to come.

[djstex]

May We All toast or roast LAZ as we give a moment of silence!
All drinks on LAZ!

Thanks for the memories! ;)

[Lazamataz]

No humility whatsoever the guy….

First of all, I am better at being humble than anyone else. I'm amazing at it.

Second, you spelled humidity wrong.

[Redcitizen]

Sympathy/non sympathy cards and funeral donations can be sent to Laz’s next of kin and simultaneous alter ego Zatamazal. (Don’t ask me how that works)

[tet68]

Here by the side of the internet lies the grave of
Laz A. Mataz.
Stop traveler, and piss.
If you have any left
Jane Fonda is only two rows down.

[rexthecat]

I already forgot who he was.

[YouGoTexasGirl]

Were you saved????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Gil4]

I was hoping he would start a blog to write his premature obituary then post an excerpt of it here. Then he would feel obligated to berate himself for pimping his blog. About half of us would join in, while the other half would go to the blog, read it , and reply. Just like old times.

But, alas, it appears his account has been banned or suspended. :-)