I ain’t had rain in two weeks. I’m having to water the garden in frickin’ summer.
Two weeks and you’re whining. Tsk tsk. We had little rain in April and none since. Arid part of Oregon. I loathe it but it is what it is....
Take comfort, it could be worse. You could have 3 months of temps over 100°F, including a couple days over 110°F (actual temp, not "heat indices"), like we did here last year . . .
Of course, this year it's only reached 100°F on a few separate days, so the local weatherpeople are hyping the hell out of the horrible, terrible, never-before-seen "heat indices" that are always at least 10 degrees higher than the actual temps.