Idiot Climate Activists Who ‘Glued’ Themselves to Road Might Require Amputation

NewsWars ^ | July 13, 2023 | Staff

[LouAvul]

What? They don’t have chains in Germany?

[Noumenon]

How dare you!

[Red Badger]

If we can just talk Greta into doing it too!...................

[Red Badger]

It’s sooooo 20th Century.................

[HartleyMBaldwin]

When I was old enough to know better, I used my bare hand to mix a few gallons of concrete in a bucket. My hand and forearm were bright red and stung pretty bad for a couple of days.

[DCBryan1]

Break this out the next time they glue themselves to the tarmac:

[csvset]

That chainsaw looks like something the handtoolrescue guy on YouTube would have.

[I want the USA back]

Nothing tragic about it. They did it to themselves. They MUST pay the entire cost to the state of their rescue and treatment. Then they must be referred to psychiatrists as they would do for anyone else who deliberately brings harm unto themselves.

[Organic Panic]

The only problem leaving them is Germans don’t drive big trucks with the clearance to make it over their rotting corpses. Not much clearance on the ubiquitous VW.

[Organic Panic]

All these jerks look the same.

[drSteve78]

Why is it anyone else’s responsibility to remove their burdens?

[Ann Archy]

They look like AI Robots.

[laker_dad]

Flip a coin and only amputate one hand. Let the other carry it around as a souviner.

[\/\/ayne]

[Responsibility2nd]

I love happy endings.

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Who doesn’t? But it’s clear these two WON’T be giving any happy endings any time soon.

[GingisK]

Well, well, well. There are two people who fell for that one. It really hurts.

[Libloather]

First, blast ‘em with water cannons. I like water cannons.

[slouper]

Stupid Girls

[Palio di Siena]

Offhandedly- I’d say they are candidates for a Darwin citation