Posted on 07/05/2023 7:51:34 PM PDT by MountainWalker
U.S. — Democrats across the nation were reportedly confused by thousands of local parades held yesterday, as everyone in them kept their clothes on and didn't swing sex toys around.
"What even is this?" said local Democrat and cat mom Glenda Fitzgerald. "Where are the BDSM displays, the transgender furries, and the naked men on bicycles? This is not what parades are for! I don't get it! I'm so annoyed I even bothered to bring my 5-year-old nephew to this strange event!"
Initial reports indicate that over 60 million Americans attended the events in question even though they featured no queer enrichment targeted at children.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
New experience for them, huh?
Does anybody know in which city is the parade photo accompanying this article?
LOL — good ol’ Bee
It’s reported that some even displayed American flags, which enraged Democrats even further. “How can they allow children to see those?”, exclaimed one traumatized gay studies teacher.
Naked men on bicycles are offended at being referred to as “men”.
Well, that headline could use a little work.
Fish are also offended that some humans have said that fish don’t need bicycles.
As one fish put it “It’s a right not a need!”
>Does anybody know in which city is the parade photo accompanying this article?<
The float says Fountain Valley. It’s likely from Fountain Valley CA, Orange County.
Judging by the palm trees and bicycles, It could be the nearby Villa Park parade.
EC
We have an annual parade every year where I live which features none (so far) of the questionable acts mentioned in the article. It is a small town, but we get a large attendance every year & to my knowledge it is suitable for all ages.
Thank you, I figured it was somewhere in Orange County, or Florida. Fountain Valley looks like a reliably conservative city…still voting majority Republican in the 2020 election. Makes sense, based on the patriotism displayed in the photo.
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