Babylon Bee ^ | 07/25/2023 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 7/25/2023, 12:38:02 PM by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Kevin McCarthy did not mince words following revelations this month of Biden family corruption from whistleblowers in the government. In a forceful statement, he assured constituents that if Biden commits several hundred more impeachable offenses, that will be the last straw.
“That's right: once Biden has committed at least 793 egregious acts of corruption, we will cut him off,” said McCarthy. “We the American people cannot stand for this kind of unchecked criminality in the White House.”
“No more crimes for you, pal!”
I thought it was for real at first. Sadly it probably is.