How long did it take to pry her out of the ice?
Truly I do not understand what all the fuss is about.
These sorts of rituals were what we used to call “fun.”
They built team spirit, they were mutually approved of and condoned,
but, mostly, they were just plain fun.
I guess there is no place for fun in a world in which people don’t even know
which bathroom to use,
or what, or who, is a woman.