“Retrieve one from the sea, pass it around, 1,699 Bottles of Sparking Wine...”
It just doesn’t have the same ‘ring’ to it, ya know? ;)
Maybe “Pull one up, pass it around 1,699 bottles of crap in the sea.”
A thousand bottles of wine on the wall,
A thousand bottles of wine....
If one of those bottles should happen to fall
.....
I went to Norway on vacation years ago. Absolutely love Norwegians, their food, people, hotels, eincredible hardware stores, etc. . Would love to have a sip of this sea-chilled stuff