Posted on 06/24/2023 2:06:19 PM PDT by dynachrome
A smart businessman would offer a “BOGO.”
Let me be the first to offer Joe and Hunter free tickets for a father/son bonding experience.
Too bad Gary Larson retired, I can think of at least a half dozen Far Side cartoons, thanks to Ocean Gate. For example, a bunch of angry sharks complaining about lost sleep due to banging on the hull, though we found out later that didn’t happen.
It sure kept the focus off Hunter for several days. We didn’t know until Friday that a “super secret” Navy sonar detected the implosion on Monday.
I love that word, never heard it before until I joined FR.
If I knew someone who wanted to ride a tub like that-—they wouldn’t have. The math class would have been spectacular.
I can’t completely agree, though I do see it as harsh. But the CEO had REPEATED safety warnings about the craft yet went full steam ahead - the only sane person was the 50-something white guy who actually knew what was going on and he got fired inthr name of “diversity “.
Plenty of dumb bored billionaires ready to step up
Being in the carbon fiber industry I would love to see their drawings, layup drawings, their FEA structural simulations, how they tested the vessel.
OceanGate promises that for their next submersible.
1) Despite the cost savings, it will not be made from “repurposed” Bud Light cans.
2) Venomous snakes will no longer be permitted aboard.
3) No fragmentary hand grenades in the future, either.
4) The new model will no longer have flush toilets.
5) Propulsion system batteries will be upgraded from AAA to AA.
6) Communications will no longer exclusively use discounted Samsung Galaxy Note 7 smartphones.
7) To no longer use Tannerite and Ammonium Nitrate as ballast.
8) “Having played video games” will no longer be considered as sufficient experience for a pilot.
You want your dark humor? THAT is dark humor.
Well played Bee. Well played.
“I’m watching TITANIC because seeing
DeCaprio fade into darkness has
always cheered me up”
Now that is funny, I don’t care who you are.
“OceanGate”…..
The name is WAY too similar to:
HeavensGate
Watergate
Etc etc
The utter stupidity of this project needs to be ridiculed. A high school science class could have done a better job by at least diving the vessel, unmanned, to its test depth.
And they would have consulted a 50-year old white man with submariner experience.
Some people just can’t take a high pressure mission like that.
How could anyone get on board knowing that? Were they just razzle dazzled by the ‘experts’??
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