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To: Red Badger

Some say 6 days. 😉


5 posted on 06/19/2023 12:27:15 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

I say ‘one’. Just the dirt part.........................

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humanity had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point where we can clone people, manipulate atoms, build molecules, fly through space, and do many other miraculous things. So why don’t you just go away and mind your own business from now on?”
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, “Very well. How about this? Before I go, let’s say we have a human-making contest.” To which the scientist replied, “Okay, we can handle that!”

“But,” God added, “we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”

The scientist nodded, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and picked up a handful of dirt. God wagged a finger at him and said, “Uh, uh, uh. Put that down. You go find your own dirt.”

Carl Sagan is quoted as saying, “To really make an apple pie from scratch, you must begin by inventing the universe.”


6 posted on 06/19/2023 12:29:23 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: V_TWIN

I believe six days, too.


24 posted on 06/19/2023 12:57:25 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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