Posted on 06/09/2023 11:45:15 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified documents in his garage behind a corvette.
"Mr. Trump had these documents securely stored in a closet instead of strewn about the garage. Straight to jail," said Merrick Garland. "Trump's failure to haphazardly toss Top Secret documents behind a car is nothing short of treasonous."
For his part, Mr. Trump has denied all wrongdoing. "I hide all my classified documents behind the best, most beautiful cars at Mar-A-Lago," said Mr. Trump. "Corvettes are for the poors. Do I look like a poor? Ha! I would never put Top Secret documents behind anything cheaper than a McLaren! What a rube!"
At publishing time, the DOJ announced they would also indict Trump for making a deal with Ukraine without his son receiving millions of dollars in bribes.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Oh how the mighty have fallen ...
The Corvette did it!
C’mon man!!
The Bee...funny news...great article...
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Now this is a good parody that puts it all in perspective.
Noteworthy is that most the counts are also process crimes created as a result of the investigation.
Bingo! You hit the Jackpot!
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