Shirtless man filmed harassing Yellowstone bears may face jail, fine

NY Post ^ | 6-6-23 | Ben Cost

[BBB333]

“An Alaskan Grizzly can stand up over 12 feet tall, and run faster than a human.”

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I got reeeeeeeeeaaaaalllllllly close to two Alaskan brown bears once. They then ran up a sandy hill — a 65 degree hill that we humans could only get up via a rope — at about 30 MPH. Just an awesome sight to see...

That was one of my nine lives used up...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

How about the word “Tourons” as in Tourons of Yellowstone” Is that a portmanteau of “Tourist” and “Morons”?

That may possibly be the very first time in my 72 years I’ve used the word “portmanteau.” I love the way it just trips gently off the tongue, too.

[metmom]

He’s also facing an appointment with God.

The moron is fortunate no bears took him up on his stupidity.

[Red Badger]

You’re lucky they didn’t invite you to lunch.................as the main course.................

[sport]

Good one. Funny. I like it.

[1Old Pro]

Acting like a drunk

And or drugs and or mental illness and or sheer stupidity

[1Old Pro]

Saw a Black bear on a golf course in Massachusetts last week.

Didn't see anyone chasing after it, golfers were just pleased to see it run towards the nearby reservoir.

[Noumenon]

Nah. Let him go. Bears gotta eat.

[Tom Tetroxide]

Downhill, too?

[Red Badger]

Kung Fu Bear............................

[Tom Tetroxide]

Now it's time to arm bears!

[alexander_busek]

We need to bring back broader usage of the word jackanape

I would expect such effete language from a popinjay like you.

/humor

Regards,

[minnesota_bound]

He was lucky, a bear would tear apart this guy.
I would like to see him try this with an elephant...

Elephant slaps a woman taking a photo.
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1666040366280368128?cxt=HHwWgIDT2dq4-54uAAAA

[rockrr]

“...and found out”

[SaveFerris]

Thank you

[JimRed]

That may possibly be the very first time in my 72 years I’ve used the word “portmanteau.”

A verse from the Irish ditty "Leaving Tipperary" (aka "Goodbye Mick"):

In my portmanteau I have some cabbage, beans and bacon
and if you think I can't eat that, well there's where you're mistaken
For if the ship will pitch and toss, for half a dozen farthings
I'll take me bundle on me back and walk to Castle Gardens.

There's also a Bluegrass version with different words.

[cowboyusa]

The Right To arm Bears.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“portmanteau” is a weird word with completely unrelated meanings. In that ditty you quoted, it is a synonym for “suitcase.”

In my quote, it means mashing two words together to create an entirely new word.

[mware]

Lucky he wasn’t Snackwelled.