Posted on 06/07/2023 6:15:49 AM PDT by SJackson
The bozo prepares to run at the bear. Instagram
The unidentified man flexes in triumph following his cretinous deed. Instagram
Video at source
The clip shows a sunglasses-sporting hellion parking his car alongside what appears to be a black bear in a meadow as his friend films from the passenger seat.
He gets out and runs at the critter while howling and grunting like a gorilla, causing the startled animal to flee into the forest as the videographer guffaws hysterically.
The bruin-bothering jackanape whips off his shirt, flexes, and lets out a bloodcurdling roar in apparent triumph over his cretinous deed.
The clip cuts to the now-topless joker chasing another bear into the woods while growling.
Needless to say, viewers were unimpressed with the dumb and dangerous display. Tourons of Yellowstone suggested the outcome would have been far different if “he would have done this to a Griz [grizzly bear] or a Moose.”
Yellowstone authorities say they have viewed the vids and are investigating the incident — which could land the perpetrator in serious trouble — if he doesn’t get mauled to death first.
“The charge in an incident like this would be a Class B misdemeanor with up to six months in jail and $5,000 fine,” said Veress. “The charge/s could include for example disturbing wildlife, disorderly conduct (create/maintain a hazardous condition), and/or approaching wildlife.”
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
A young man doing young man stuff. Can’t have that. He’s not acting like a girl.
...just making sure the bear learns who’s boss out there.
Don't want to see the pictures if he goes for a sow with cubs or a mature boar before they catch him.
Timothy Treadwell’s retarded cousin?
The bear should be awarded free counseling.
That will look great on his tombstone!
I’d like to see him do that with an Alaskan Grizzly.................
Exactly my thoughts.
We need to bring back broader usage of the word jackanape
An Alaskan Grizzly can stand up over 12 feet tall, and run faster than a human.
He better bring a slow friend....................
“..I’d like to see him do that with an Alaskan Grizzly....”
Yep. Me too!!!
Video the whole gruesome thing...right down to the very last bone being devoured.
Put it on Pay-Per-View and make a bundle.
Jail and fine for playing the Darwin game with a bear….yet if he stole stuff under $1000 he walks with no charges. Joe Biden’s Amerika.
That’s funny
There was a stuffed Grizzly standing that way where we got off the plane in Anchorage. The sign said, “Deplaning passengers please take note: You are stepping off the plane into the bottom of the food chain”.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.