Howdy Ma,am.
Just riding through on my new horse.
Howdy, Stranger!
Haven’t seen ya around these here parts, lately. You been out rustlin’ cattle? Or diggin’ fence posts?
Oh. Wait. Wrong country! Stay away from Midsomer, Northumberland and St Marie island!
Wow. It’s been forever!! You haven’t even been on Facebook! Yer mum is though! She’s such a nice person!
Howya! Congratulations on the horse!