Howdy, Stranger!
Haven’t seen ya around these here parts, lately. You been out rustlin’ cattle? Or diggin’ fence posts?
Oh. Wait. Wrong country! Stay away from Midsomer, Northumberland and St Marie island!
Wow. It’s been forever!! You haven’t even been on Facebook! Yer mum is though! She’s such a nice person!
Has been a while.
I’ve abandoned Facebook for sanity reasons.
Russlin cattle sounds interesting: just how hard do you have to shake a Cow to make it Russel…..science required.