LOL. Even worse … when some other slob is taking a dump, stinking up the place, and carrying on a conversation on his mobile phone. :-O
Yes, talking on your mobile phone while on the toilet is so uncouth. There’s also some who hum or even sing to themselves while on the toilet. What is up with that!
Also, those who go to the urinal next to you and strike up a conversation. I just want to do my business, avoid eye contact and get the hell out of there. I’m not there to socialize.