The Kingpin of the Buyhim Crime Syndicate is a traitorous curmudgeon whose greed superseded his love of country! RESIGN now for the good of the republic. Even his smile is crooked.
... brought this to mind (to the tune of "Don't Let The Rain Come Down":
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let the reign go on,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Joe's reign go on,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Xao's reign go on,
The swamp's got a mole in it to take US down;
Oh yeah, The swamp's got a mole to take our country down.
There was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile,
Accepted crooked millions and he sniffed at every child,
He had a crooked son and he had a dimwit spouse,
And they all showered together in a crooked little house.
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Joe's reign go on,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Joe's reign go on,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Joe's reign go on,
The swamp's got a mole in it to take US down;
Oh yeah, The swamp's got a mole to take our country down.
Well, this crooked little man with his crooked little smile,
Took his crooked millions and he pilfered secret files,
Bought some crooked votes, then before the Pope he shat,
Tangled US in war with a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat.
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Xao's reign go on,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Xao's reign go on,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, don't let Xao's reign go on,
The swamp's got a mole in it to take US down;
Oh yeah, The swamp's got a mole to take our country down.
Now this crooked little man and his crooked white house staff,
They all plot together in a crooked basement shaft,
They dream up crooked laws that will drive US to the ditch,
Selling all their BS with a crooked conman's pitch.
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, the left's insane ya know,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, the left's insane ya know,
(Uh, oh) Oh, no, the left's insane ya know,
The swamp's got a mole in it to take US down;
Oh yeah, The swamp's got a mole to take our country down.