My toaster is spying on me..............................
“My toaster is spying on me..”
Ha! Maybe mine is, too. We got a new one, all fancy-schmancy, and a button on in blinks continuously. We make toast, then unplug. The incessant blink and beeps on housewares is ridiculous.
With my frickin’ electric cooktop in order to boil water I have to endure 12 beeps — one for each option I choose.
Unlock - beep
Power on - beep
Select burner - beep
Cycle up to hottest heat - beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
In the “old days” (actually not that long ago), making such a claim would make you a candidate for a mental institution…
Today, you’re just normal.