Sounds like:
‘Dreadlocks’ or ‘$million dollar contract’
Decisions Decisions
[Ridiculous]
Brings to mind the old Tank McNamara comic strip which came out shortly after Joe Namath advertised panty hose ...
Tank's agent got him a contract advertising lipstick, and Tank was supposed to be shown applying the lipstick to his lips. He kept trying to do so, but just couldn't go through it, stating the doing so was an assault on his manhood. Then the advertising executive approached him and asked, "Would another $50,000 help to reinforce your manhood?" To which Tank responded, as he applied the lipstick, "Like a rock."