1 posted on
04/28/2023 4:26:46 PM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Yeah, can I have the cheese quesadilla with the spicy AR-15? Oh, and a belt fed chimichanga, too please!
2 posted on
04/28/2023 4:29:23 PM PDT by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
To: simpson96
Is that a gun in your quesadilla, or are you just happy to see me?
3 posted on
04/28/2023 4:30:27 PM PDT by
Publius
To: simpson96
Surely, he was on his way to Florida.
4 posted on
04/28/2023 4:34:39 PM PDT by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: simpson96
Had it been Florida Man it would have ended with “and shot himself in the stomach by mistake.”
Told reporters: “Now I got two holes down there if you count my ulcer.”
5 posted on
04/28/2023 4:37:46 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: simpson96
Sleazy woman: “After we force down this Mexican junk food do you want to go down to Artie’s Corner Bar for a shot?”
“No need to go out for that.”
6 posted on
04/28/2023 4:39:36 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: simpson96
That looks like a cheap “Saturday Night Special” in .25 cal from the 1960s.
7 posted on
04/28/2023 4:41:20 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”)
To: simpson96
“Try the new Holster-dilla from Taco Bell! Doubles as a holster and as lunch!”
9 posted on
04/28/2023 4:52:35 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: simpson96
Those things don’t have enough filling to hide even a cockroach.
10 posted on
04/28/2023 4:59:47 PM PDT by
GingisK
To: simpson96
"Drop the Chalupa!"
13 posted on
04/28/2023 5:12:46 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: simpson96; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; nascarnation; ...
Who wants to clean this up ?
16 posted on
04/28/2023 5:56:55 PM PDT by
mabarker1
( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
To: simpson96
Fortunately, the guy next to him had a taco, and that baby was loaded!
To: simpson96
...found the gun hidden in the Mexican meal.Wait, was it a Mexican meal or was it Taco Bell?
Ain't nothing Mexican about Taco Bell...even the decor.
19 posted on
04/28/2023 6:18:26 PM PDT by
Snake Skin Sonny
(My loathing of democrats knows no bounds. The world would be a better place without them.)
To: simpson96
It’s gonna take a lotta Hoppes to clean off that queso!
20 posted on
04/29/2023 7:45:32 AM PDT by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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