The purpose of “Climate Change” has always been about leftist government control over the means of production and the rationing of every single thing that is produced.
Elect an Idiot and guess what
I gotta tell you. When I first read the headline I thought it was from the Babylon Bee. And I actually feel sorry for the Bee. It’s hard for the Bee to write effective satire when they are beat at every turn by insane progressive reality.
This is how rice is hurting the planet
BTW--rice is an important staple for a LOT of people. Also, those making emissions about emissions won't be the people suffering from any policies implmented--one thing you can be sure of.

Let me know when Food Stamps will no longer cover meat purchases - but I am patient!
He could start by cutting off the food supply to lard-ass DA Alvin “Chipmunk Cheeks” Bragg.
They’re going to start with the senior citizens. An artificial expiration date will be assigned to each individual and like in Star Trek TOS, you will just walk into a death chamber.
‘New York City is leading the world when it comes to depriving citizens of their right to spend their money how they see fit, because we’re using every option on the menu in our fight — and that includes changing our menus, too,”
There, all fixed
I think the food production and delivery companies could do a lot to help them in their endeavor by STOPPING ALL SHIPMENTS TO NEW YORK STATE
Vladimir Voinovich in his novel “Moscow 2042” satirically wrote that true Communism would be achieved when “primary matter (food)” equaled “secondary matter(feces)”. Perhaps New York will soon achieve true communism.

They worship the earth as their god. Humans don’t matter.
Romans 1
21 For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened.
22 Claiming to be wise, they became fools,
23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.
24 Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves,
25 because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.
Does this mean DA Bragg has to skip lunch?
“Soylent green is people!”
The atmospheric content of CO2 rounded to the nearest 1/10 % is ZERO!
NYC: What’s for dinner? Rat, deep fried rat.
Seems like restaurants would be a large, obvious “inefficiency” here.
Though really, isn’t NYC’s “useless-eater” population its biggest, most direct, carbon profligacy?
“the city will reduce absolute carbon emissions from food purchases across its city agencies by 33 percent by 2030”
Translation: no more meat in school lunches.
This isn’t the Bee?