[SERKIT]

:::::18-Year-Old Boy Dies After Doctors Tried to Create a Vagina for Him Using Part of His Colon (2016)::::::

When I was young I wanted to be a pirate. My parents has the common sense NOT to send me to an occupation-affirming surgeon to remove one leg below the knee to be fitted with a peg, remove one hand so to be fitted with a hook, gouging out one eye in readiness of a patch, and grafting a parrot to my shoulder.

Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD ::

Joe Bonamassa said exactly that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk_nzgLEYGI

[Axenolith]

And then you would be competing against real pirates who lost their limbs and eyes the way God intended, buccaneering, maurauding, and looting!