[frank ballenger]

RE: Has the new mayor sent out the Social Workers?

Yes, armed to the hilt with mindfulness cards and a calming digital music soundtrack.

Not to forget.... OMMMMMMMMMMM Shanti, Shanti OMMMMMMMMMM.
(Then duck and crawl away quickly.)

[gundog]

How about tear-gas canisters that dispense calming essential oils? Aroma-therapy writ large.