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Attacker Who Allegedly Robbed Man at Gunpoint Gets Caught After Staying at Crime Scene to Eat Victim's Fried Chicken
BestLife Online ^ | 02/23/2023 | Ferozan Mast

Posted on 04/11/2023 4:08:17 PM PDT by simpson96

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"Achilles Heel" kept coming to mind, when I read this.

1 posted on 04/11/2023 4:08:17 PM PDT by simpson96
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"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

2 posted on 04/11/2023 4:11:40 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I guess Bro ran afowl of the law. . .


3 posted on 04/11/2023 4:13:17 PM PDT by Penelope Dreadful (And there is Pansies, that's for Thoughts. +Sodomy & Abortion are NOT cornerstones of Civilization! )
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He’s seen fire and he’s seen rain, but he couldn’t leave that chicken behind.


4 posted on 04/11/2023 4:14:29 PM PDT by FrankRizzo890
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Was there a slice of chilled watermelon for dessert?


5 posted on 04/11/2023 4:16:46 PM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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Did he get some watermelon too?


6 posted on 04/11/2023 4:19:54 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA ("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
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There’s a JJ Fish & Chicken in that area. It’s good.


7 posted on 04/11/2023 4:20:36 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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LOL,

Chappelle covered this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4B7G8Rw3Q


8 posted on 04/11/2023 4:21:42 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
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His motive for staying at the crime scene....

vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p6JIwYjCw


9 posted on 04/11/2023 4:22:13 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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I see a Fried Chicken spokesperson gig in his future.


10 posted on 04/11/2023 4:23:52 PM PDT by DeWalt (Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.)
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😂


11 posted on 04/11/2023 4:25:02 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
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Must have been some good fried chicken!


12 posted on 04/11/2023 4:25:32 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (It's science and therefore cannot be questioned!)
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My first thought, too.


13 posted on 04/11/2023 4:25:40 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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I guess you really can’t make this stuff up.

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14 posted on 04/11/2023 4:30:26 PM PDT by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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Photo of suspect....

“And if you will allow me to come into your home I can show the 20 magazine titles in this display ginder from which you can choose the 6 subscriptions at 55% off the newsstand prices. Plus your free canvas tote bag.”


15 posted on 04/11/2023 4:31:03 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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I meant “binder.”


16 posted on 04/11/2023 4:31:42 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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Was it Popeyes’ Spicy Recipe, with complementary Sriracha Hot Sauce packets?
If so, he may be aquitted.
That aroma forces you to find it and eat it all up.


17 posted on 04/11/2023 4:32:42 PM PDT by lee martell
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Let this be a lesson to us all. When robbing a guy of his fried chicken, remember to take his cell phone too.


18 posted on 04/11/2023 4:32:56 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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“Wipe your mouth, Mister Taylor.
It’s a little greasy. I’m about to take your picture.”


19 posted on 04/11/2023 4:34:52 PM PDT by lee martell
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Yup, I was there, remember what I told you about the power of pickled herring? Every hero doesnt have it on the heel but its there.


20 posted on 04/11/2023 4:40:15 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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