[wardaddy]

Heinerschnied?

What kind of name is that?

I'm a southerner

We don't have many of those Heinerschnieds down here

Nor Harvard grads for that matter

Let's see what a beauty this genius is?

I looked her up

She's not like hideous but not really pretty

Kind of soccer mom athletic

Cancer survivor

And not Jewish social media claims she gets tagged with that a lot

I'm guessing over achiever proving herself to dad changing the world

Id tell her one thing simple

Swills and folks on budget drink bud lite

Most women drink white claw it seems

I'm not going to condemn her

I think she's clueless and myopic

[BenLurkin]

I always thought Orel Hershiser sounded like some kind of dental instrument, Like maybe the thing they use to spray water in your mouth.

[freedomjusticeruleoflaw]

My standards must be higher- she’s hideous.

[griffin]

Looks like an emaciated dude.