[Steely Tom]

1) I agree that "I've Never Been To Me" is loathsome in ways that are difficult to fully convey in words.

Yes, I consider myself reasonably articulate, but when I attempt to describe my feelings about that song, my mind begins to freeze up. I experience a reaction kind of like that of the NOMAD robot in the Star Trek episode The Changeling.

NOMAD was a robot designed to sterilize entire planets. When faced with a insoluble conundrum by clever Captain Kirk, NOMAD turned its destructive power on itself, exploding with a supernova-type blast.

[Interesting Times]

You might consider thinking of something else for a bit.