Well patented children are not loud and rowdy. They are taught manners.
Intelligent parents know only to take a child 5 and under out to breakfast. Children between 5 and 9 breakfast or lunch out. And 9 and over are then well trained and can manage dinner. NEVER EXPECT A TIRED OR HUNGRY CHILD TO SHOP OR EAT OUT. ALWAYS ORDER A BREADBASKET OR OTHER IMMEDIATE EDIBLE WHEN SEATED.
I regularly took out single-handed using these rules.
Also before getting out of the car whenever we’re were going anyplace we chanted that we were going to be obedient, cooperative and polite.
I regularly took out 4 children singlehandedly...