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Luke Skywalker is apparently gay... Disney does it again!
Hotair ^ | 02/09/2023 | David Strom

Posted on 02/09/2023 6:44:01 PM PST by SeekAndFind

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To: seowulf

I always assumed he was banging Leia before he found out she was his sister. Maybe after too.


21 posted on 02/09/2023 7:44:45 PM PST by GaryCrow
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To: ealgeone

“That goes counter to how he acted in the first movie. Seemed to have a crush on Leia.”

Yes he did, but secretly, his sister was actually his brother, pretending to be a girl to better hide from Darth Vader. As you know, you can’t hide that kind of thing from the Force, so he knew full well and all along that Leia was born Lee.


22 posted on 02/09/2023 7:47:13 PM PST by Dogbert41
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To: ealgeone
Ah, you didn't realize that Prince(ss) Leia was a transvestite. Darth Vader was Luke's mom, who had a sex change and had her vocal cords corrected to sound like James Earl Jones. Han(d)s Solo was bi-sexual which made getting a date at a space bar that much easier. No point in even discussing Jar Jar Binks!

C3P0 and R2D2?

Think Mr. Winter and Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever:

This is the new 'Dizzy' Studios 'woke' Star Wars universe!

23 posted on 02/09/2023 7:47:48 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: ealgeone

And very proud to have been kissed by her when she was trying to make Han jealous.

Of course this was prior to any knowledge they were actually twins.

But why not? They’ve done nothing but disrespect this and other IPs they have acquired - why not further destroy this one.


24 posted on 02/09/2023 7:50:05 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Olog-hai
Oh, but that chemistry between Luke and Biggs

That is complete BS. Camie was the love interest, and Luke and Biggs were just friends. Why, just look at chemistry between Luke and Camie in the deleted scenes:

Pardon me. I have to go and mourn another lost piece of my childhood.

25 posted on 02/09/2023 7:51:53 PM PST by Pilsner
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To: Pilsner

Mara Jade was one of the coolest, most exciting stories in the Canon.

They flushed that story right down the tube to impress 12 fags.


26 posted on 02/09/2023 7:58:57 PM PST by Celerity
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To: Pilsner

Mara Jade was one of the coolest, most exciting stories in the Canon.

They flushed that story right down the tube to impress 12 fags.


27 posted on 02/09/2023 7:58:59 PM PST by Celerity
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To: Celerity

Still IS cannon. Take out the crappy last Jedi,and The Rise of Skywalker stands well.


28 posted on 02/09/2023 8:05:51 PM PST by cowboyusa (There is no co- existence with Pinks and Reds)
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To: SeekAndFind

We should all just identify as gay, claim privilege on that basis, and then complain that we are being discriminated against because we’re acting straight.


29 posted on 02/09/2023 8:37:13 PM PST by neverevergiveup
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To: Olog-hai
Oh, but that chemistry between Luke and Biggs Darklighter . . .

I don't think Tatooine offered a lot in terms of young female companionship. Jabba had all the worthwhile girls chained up at his place.

30 posted on 02/09/2023 8:43:40 PM PST by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: SeekAndFind

31 posted on 02/09/2023 8:52:12 PM PST by Bobalu (Unrepentant communists, NAZI’s and totalitarians of all stripe are bowing toward Davos)
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To: Bobalu
I stuck the story into Stable Diffusion and this popped out, looks more like Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits than Luke Skywalker..


32 posted on 02/09/2023 8:58:32 PM PST by Bobalu (Unrepentant communists, NAZI’s and totalitarians of all stripe are bowing toward Davos)
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To: SeekAndFind

Is this more than just a rumor?


33 posted on 02/09/2023 9:18:37 PM PST by Jacob Kell (Parents are better off sending their kids to vocational schools.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Twitter link from patriots.win:

Quit you I can't.

34 posted on 02/09/2023 9:48:23 PM PST by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: teeman8r
"having a crush on your sister and then having your father cut your hand off, can have a devastating effect on your masculinity, apparently."

Well, that depends on which hand.

35 posted on 02/09/2023 10:09:07 PM PST by The Duke (Never Retreat, Never Surrender!)
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To: SeekAndFind

This story infuriates me.

So do these links from Open Secrets showing Disney was a Top 5 contributor to Trump in both 2016 and 2020…

https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contributors?id=n00023864

https://www.opensecrets.org/2020-presidential-race/donald-trump/contributors?id=N00023864


36 posted on 02/09/2023 10:10:30 PM PST by Golden Eagle (The LGBT indoctrination agenda is designed to outlaw the Bible, and anyone who believes it.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Why not go all the way make Han Solo gay also and he and Luke could be lovers how’s that for a new narrative?


37 posted on 02/09/2023 10:27:58 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: SeekAndFind

Lando maybe.

Luke? no.

f*ck the rat.


38 posted on 02/09/2023 11:13:11 PM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: All

“Luke, I am one of your two fathers.”

Well we knew those two robots were gay, right?

But Chewbacca gives off heteronormative vibes.


39 posted on 02/10/2023 1:39:32 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (If Arizona held the Olympic Games, Usain Bolt would lose to Joe Biden)
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To: SeekAndFind

This is the cultural conditioning the devil enjoys: accept (and even require) that the religious devout and leaders are sodomites.


40 posted on 02/10/2023 1:52:30 AM PST by ReaganGeneration2
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