I'm sorry, but I find this story almost more than I can swallow. I spent the better part of 10 years at ABC News and Mimi Gurbst, who was demoted from VP of News Coverage some years back to a producer role, was great with her stable of favorites and at best an obstructionist with those she didn't like. This had nothing to do with qualifications of being a good journalist, it was simply reward and recognition for the sycophants who sucked up to her the most. ABC's gain is some poor school's loss...these kids had better start complimenting Mimi on her hair and outfits if they want the time of day from her.
How to Get In with Mimi [A Guide for Future Students]
1. Mimi and her clique of chosen ones at ABC News were dubbed the Mean Girls. To be a part of the group you had to be at least 3 of the following: white/good-looking/rich/pedigree/Ivy(or fancy boarding school) or date/marry/be associated with people who fit that bill
2. If female, wear expensive jewelry and shoes. Talk about the size of your boyfriends penis, how good/bad the sex is, and how much money he and his family make.
3. If male, see #2 and add flirtation. Yes, even if youre gay. Dress well and keep yourself groomed. Tell her which females and/or males you want to f***. And use that word.
4. If minority, talk about your racial sexual preferences. Bonus points if you like white women and/or men. Extra bonus if they are Jewish.
5. All you must ALWAYS have a good gossip story. Tell her gossip (preferably sex-related) about your colleagues. If you know famous people, you MUST name-drop. Talk about your love for the Four Seasons and fancy hotels/restaurants/shopping. And as previously mentioned, compliment her hair and outfits.
6. Doing all of the above will guarantee you a plum position at well, not at ABC News anymore THANK GOD. Ill be sure to pray in church this Sunday that the good lord Jesus will help her change her ways so help those children.