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Florida woman told cops crack pipe was sex toy
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Posted on 01/23/2023 11:10:48 AM PST by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

freepers don’t fall in love.


21 posted on 01/23/2023 11:26:45 AM PST by ronniesgal (Just GET A JOB already. )
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To: BenLurkin

So she had the whole crack pipe in her crack hole??
That’s fishy….


22 posted on 01/23/2023 11:26:52 AM PST by OKC Patriot ("Never Forget"!)
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To: OKC Patriot

Some places that’s called an aquarium?


23 posted on 01/23/2023 11:27:04 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: nwrep

Photo caption.....

“Hey, male FReepers, I’m waitin’ for y’all to declare Not Guilty. C’mon.”


24 posted on 01/23/2023 11:28:26 AM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Stunt???

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A Cunning Stunt.


25 posted on 01/23/2023 11:30:00 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Donald Trump is a setting sun. Ron DeSantis is a rising star.)
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To: BenLurkin
A Florida woman claimed a crack pipe found “protruding” from her vagina during a strip search was actually a sex toy.

Just another reason urban police departments are having trouble recruiting.....

26 posted on 01/23/2023 11:32:23 AM PST by PGR88
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To: BenLurkin

I am almost positive that woman is not good wife material.


27 posted on 01/23/2023 11:42:26 AM PST by glorgau
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To: dfwgator

Good one!


28 posted on 01/23/2023 11:49:28 AM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: Homer1

Well l guess it’s a creepy version of a Swiss Army Knife. Versatile and multi purpose.


29 posted on 01/23/2023 11:49:41 AM PST by gibsonguy
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To: nwrep

re your pic of the perp:

Is that a hickey on her neck? Might bolster her story.


30 posted on 01/23/2023 11:59:19 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: 17th Miss Regt

You’ve heard the term “Echo Chamber”, LOL...


31 posted on 01/23/2023 12:47:20 PM PST by srmanuel (t)
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To: BenLurkin

Yeah…it’s a sex toy. I’ll show you, PULL IT!


32 posted on 01/23/2023 1:16:55 PM PST by TalBlack (We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
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To: srmanuel

And turn it and the trailer it was pulling around.


33 posted on 01/23/2023 1:28:07 PM PST by sport
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To: BenLurkin

A cigar seemed to work for Clinton and Monica. Why not a crack pipe?


34 posted on 01/23/2023 1:32:57 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
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To: glorgau

I don’t recall seeing her on the crazy-hot matrix


35 posted on 01/23/2023 1:53:20 PM PST by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands." )
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To: BenLurkin

If owning her pipe is a crime, then all guns are potential murder weapons and need banned too.

It’s the same frigging reasoning, only conservatives go after crack pipes or a marijuana plant growing in someones back yard while liberals want your guns. Both think more police, more rules, banning stuff, demonizing an inanimate object will make the world safe somehow.

Sorry - you DO NOT know what her intentions were, you CANNOT read her mind, and unless you caught her using it to smoke crack, it’s a sex toy, because your assumptions and prejudices do not over ride her word and make for a reasonable argument.

Ban soda cans while at it: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pipe-from-a-Soda-Can (Maybe liberals and so called conservatives can get behind that one! War on drugs bullshit and save the planet bullshit.)


36 posted on 01/23/2023 2:04:58 PM PST by Red6
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To: BenLurkin

Why as a Conservative in this age of ever changing Genders, Groomers and Sexual Weirdos is it easy to almost accept this.


37 posted on 01/23/2023 2:32:29 PM PST by Trueblackman (I would rather stick my head up my a** & walk down an Interstate off ramp than believe Biden.)
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To: Trueblackman

The world has gone mad.


38 posted on 01/23/2023 2:57:18 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: srmanuel

“Typical Florida Woman.”

Pound sand moron. It may be a typical crackhead move, but claiming she’s a typical Florida woman is moronic and insulting.


39 posted on 01/24/2023 1:45:55 PM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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To: BlueMondaySkipper

You obviously need a bigger pair of panties, the ones you are wearing are rotting your brain, which obviously can’t tell sarcasm and an attempt at humor based on the “Florida Man” meme.

Did you not read the “Crack Pipe in the Vagina” trick in the post, which is a reference to an Eddie Murphy movie, another attempt at humor.

Everyone else got the humor, obviously you didn’t which says something about who not only didn’t get the joke but immediately started throwing out insults.


40 posted on 01/24/2023 2:10:53 PM PST by srmanuel (t)
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