[AZLiberty]

Dick Van Dyke (at 97) does the black eye thing:

Dick Van Dyke reads “A Most Non-Political Speech” by Rod Serling

Surely he just bumped into something.

[AZLiberty]

The end of Serling's speeach:

Horace Mann said, “Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.” Let’s paraphrase that tonight. Let us be ashamed to live without that victory.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

The problem with that excuse is that the black-eye must be exhibited publicly.

At 97, DVD could just tell the project, “Let’s just wait a week or so.”