Chelsea Handler Confessed She Didn't Know The Sun And The Moon Weren’t The Same Until She Was 40 And She Was So Serious

Buzzfeed via Yahoo ^ | January 14, 2023

[grundle]

While appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea confessed how she always thought the sun and the moon were the same.

“I didn’t know until I was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing," Chelsea, 47, admitted. “My older sister Simone looked up at the sky and she said, ‘Chelsea, Chelsea, look up. It’s not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time.'"

Chelsea responded, “But they’re always together," before embarrassingly elaborating that she "just assumed when the sun went down, it popped back up as the moon."

[xp38]

Those days when the sun and the moon are visible in the sky at the same time must have been her zonked out days on some drug trip.

[bigbob]

She had Professor Hank Johnson for Science

[xp38]

follow up until her epiphany from her sister

[Who is John Galt?]

New technical term:

Handler Eclipse noun - Any time neither the sun nor the moon is visible;
example - "It will be very dark this evening, due to the Handler Eclipse."

;^)

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Yeah, it has a dimmer switch.

Wouldn’t her concept require a flat Earth as well?

[nickcarraway]

What?

[central_va]

Fake. No one is that stupid.

[central_va]

She is trolling us.

[gitmo]

That’s hard to believe. How do people like that get a TV show?

[PLMerite]

“How do people like that get a TV show?”

Put out, probably.

[PLMerite]

I’ve always thought she was real pretty, and real dumb.

[Bikkuri]

This is from The Bee.. right?

[Mr. K]

Functional low-IQ (I assume in the 80’s range) person.

[baldisbeautiful]

Well, she is, after all, a liberal so, yes, she can be and probably is that stupid.

[Mercat]

Who?

[21twelve]

The moon is also at just the correct size and distance to stabilize the earth’s tilt and to create the tidal action that we have which keeps our oceans from going stagnant, but also not to have 200-foot tidal changes everywhere.

[EEGator]

That sure is a lot of coincidences for life here on Earth...

[Peter ODonnell]

Well at least she has this straightened out now, time to work on all the other wrong assumptions.

[dynachrome]

Not surprising from a vodka swilling ho-bag.

[joma89]

This pretty much sums up democrat party voters.