Just think in 4500 years people will be digging us up and calling it archeology
And studying what happened to our civilization. They they would finally decode ancient computers and learn about some bizarre thing called “wokeness”...
Which is why I am being cremated.
They should have kept the photo albums.
They'll figure out that the couple of billion AOL CDs had some kind of ceremonial purpose.
Motel of the Mysteries
https://www.amazon.com/Motel-Mysteries-David-Macaulay/dp/0395284252
It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson’s incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.