[Diana in Wisconsin]

First of all, WHEN did you get a Mrs. Laz?

Secondly,

[Lazamataz]

I’ve had a little missus for about 6 years now.

(And yes, I’d hit it. I actually HAVE!)

She knows about the “I’d hit it” thing and she knows it’s performance art. She doesn’t mind, in fact, she tells me my bonkers sense of humor is what she loves about me.