Why now ?
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday […] it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it. [...] The eyeless crature at the other table swallowed it fanatically. passionately, with a furious desire to track down, denounce, and vaporize anyone who should suggest that last week the ration had been thirty grams. Syme, too-in some more double complex way, involving doublethink-Syme, swallow it. Was he, then, alone in the possession of a memory?”
― Orwell George, 1984
Silly wabbit!
Because it’s Christmas! What better way to wee-wee on the holiday than kill chocolate?
Known, no doubt, to the State Of Calfornia, to be a powerful and deadly carcinogen!
I bought a six-foot electrical extension cord — an EXTENSION CORD!! — that had the California Cancer warning on it.
No, kidding, I wasn’t actually planning on EATING the cord!
Because it is time for you to understand that the only safe alternative is to eat bugs!
CANDY AND COOKIE MAKING time. FDA has been sending out more than average food recalls, lettuce and hamburger have seen the highest recalls, and some spotty dairy mainly local cheeses. This is not the 1st recall, had one at Halloween.
They miss the Junk food people are hooked on. I follow the recalls as I have a gastro condition that food affects. Can’t take too many of those painful attacks, with no pain meds.
They're saying that the new maybe/alleged problem with the chocolate is maybe worse than the shot for the chicom plague that they made.