[Bon of Babble]

"A new rumor claims that Indiana Jones 5 test screenings are abysmal and that Disney is in a panic over their poor ratings."

Maybe she doesn't tick off enough boxes and needs to be trans as well?

[Bon of Babble]

Meet the new Indiana Jones:

[ComputerGuy]

And a POC to boot.

[Westbrook]

DOA

Like every other woke project.

[Qiviut]

For me, there is only ONE Indiana Jones with no replacement, ESPECIALLY not a female.

[ElkGroveDan]

"A new rumor claims that Indiana Jones 5 test screenings are abysmal and that Disney is in a panic over their poor ratings."

Quick, make a Disney princess movie featuring a guy as the princess. That will fix everything.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Well, I had been kinda looking forward to the new Jones movie. Not anymore. It’s for woke biatches. I’m not into that.

[EEGator]

Come up with something new and original.
Stop making woke crap, and stop replacing white males in strong leads.

P.S. Not for Disney, but movies should have a hot woman in them.
Not some butterface with no T&A. This Indiana broad is fugly and built like a boy.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

I’m surprised it isn’t a black tranny. These people never learn. I’m retired, used to enjoy a Wednesday afternoon movie with my friend Joe. Joe passed away, and so did Hollywood…long Wednesday afternoons.

[devane617]

Another box office DOA

[HighSierra5]

The best part of the movie is....the end.

[BitWielder1]

So Disney learned nothing.
Maybe audiences prefer masculine men and feminine women, tough and resourceful both.

Besides, we already have Lara Croft in Tomb Raider. Would a male lead be any better?

[LoveMyFreedom]

If they want people to remember Indiana Jones as a flop, this is the way to do it! Just looking on how to piggyback on a successful series and making more money!

[waredbird]

Did Tinker Bell not get an audition?

[alternatives?]

Kathleen Kennady is involved. If she were a man, she would have been fired.

[Wilderness Conservative]

Replacing the Ghost Busters with woke dykes sure helped that film series.

[butlerweave]

Men have a hit women get jealous , whites have hit Annie blacks get jealous

[FlingWingFlyer]

I wouldn’t be surprised to see the wackos at Dizney make a female Indy meets the female James Bond spinoff. A little something for the kiddies.

[mmichaels1970]

An so ends the Indiana Jones franchise.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Disney now owns the Indiana Jones character? Oh so needless to say Indiana will now be a non-binary trans person of color who uses “They and Them” pronouns and the movie characters will be saying things like:

“Where is Indy?”

“They is over there”

“Indy, watch out for the white nationalists!”

[100%FEDUP]

From the Critical Drinker:
Indiana Jones 5 Trailer - The Rumours Were True