https://farmingbase.com/do-donkeys-kill-coyotes/#:~:text=Commonly%2C%20Shepherd%20keeps%20a%20single%20donkey%20as%20the,guard%20the%20flock%20having%20sheep%20up%20to%20200.
Okay - that is hilarious. But sorry, my shepherd is pacing around the flock, nudging when one gets out of line.
Laying down at the only entry to an area. Maybe the jackasses written about have the same amount of synapses firing. Laughin out loud.