[MS.BEHAVIN]

How cruel thou art, Sir!
A most unbecoming behavior!
*SWAT*
I have employed my fan to remind thee
how one must conduct oneself!

*Tapping tiny foot*
Alas, no chaste smooch, no nothing!
I am bereaved!
I am upset!
I am over acting!

Seriously, yes I hare been paying attention
to thy music posts on The Canteen Wonderful!
Thank you!
Merry Christmas, my Friend!

[Publius]

Merry Christmas to thee, fine maid. Prithee hath a fine feast with kith and kin o'er this Yuletide. Thou hath createth much merriment this fine day. We today feasteth on chicken baked in the wine that is white with the rice that is fried.

And a fine Merry Christmas to you.