[real saxophonist]

I’m not ‘rooting’ for anyone, because soccer is gay.

[one guy in new jersey]

Ha ha, so mature, not! 😂 But mostly, just outrageous and funny. Good one.

[DoodleBob]

Liberals are drawn to soccer precisely because it is one of the few remaining venues where American exceptionalism does not prevail. The World Cup, rather, is a working model of President Obama’s foreign policy vision: a world in which America has no special role, where inferior countries are no longer humbled by American greatness, where every country is exceptional, and free shots on goal are not earned, but given away as a handout to those who have mastered the art of falling down. In the group stage, at least, the games can end in a tie.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Or as Bill Shultz of RedEye once said “soccer is boring to watch, but it’s fun to do....much like a fat chick”

[AppyPappy]

“I’m not ‘rooting’ for anyone, because soccer is gay.”

I played soccer. I’ll scratch your eyes out and beat you with my purse for saying that

[dirtymac]

yeah, I agree!

All those screaming, writhing in pain pussy actors is just too much to stomach. They should try real football.

Sitting there watching a screen for 90 minutes of playtime with nothing happening, other than sad little idiots faking injury after injury after injury. It’s a little girl sport and should have been left that way.