[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Best guesses for now:
masanpao
https://www.bing.com/search?q=masanpao&msbd=%7B%22triggeringMode%22%3A%22Explicit%22%2C%22intent%22%3A%22UserHistory%22%7D&form=BFBBQF&cvid=B36698C6703041319B46071A02E185A1&sp=7
masanpra
https://www.bing.com/search?q=masanpra&msbd=%7B%22triggeringMode%22%3A%22Explicit%22%2C%22intent%22%3A%22UserHistory%22%7D&form=BFBBQF&cvid=2B19868A21F24953BCC05E0D67E719EF&sp=8
masanprang
https://www.bing.com/search?q=masanpang&qs=UT&pq=masanp&sk=UT2&sc=4-6&cvid=4EEF4D305B8540D191DC112A659C73C2&FORM=QBRE&sp=11

[Melian]

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., appeared to take aim at former President Donald Trump on Tuesday over his decision to host Ye and white supremacist Nick Fuentes for dinner last week at his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida.

Flanked by other top Republicans, the GOP’s Senate leader opened his weekly news conference by saying: “First, let me just say that there is no room in the Republican Party for antisemitism or white supremacy. And anyone meeting with people advocating that point of view, in my judgment, are highly unlikely to ever be elected president of the United States.”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mcconnell-after-trump-fuentes-dinner-anyone-meeting-with-antisemites-unlikely-to-ever-be-elected-president/ar-AA14I75z?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=17108bf7b01d4f3287cee35669c5081b

Grrrrr...

[Larry - Moe and Curly]

"What is written on that clear glass bottle?"

Best I can do for now is this. A couple missing letters at the beginning would definitely help clear it up.

Something, something "_ _ quasam"?