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To: Rocco DiPippo

I was trying to accelerate some rotary saw blades to Mach 2 and accidentally stepped in front of one. It sliced my head clean off. Now I’m getting dizzy because my head is rolling down a hill. What do you think I should do?


60 posted on 11/25/2022 2:09:38 PM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz

” Now I’m getting dizzy because my head is rolling down a hill. What do you think I should do?”

Have you tried Yoga?


62 posted on 11/25/2022 2:10:35 PM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: Lazamataz

lol


67 posted on 11/25/2022 2:13:17 PM PST by AAABEST ( NY/DC/LA media/political/military industrial complex DELENDA EST)
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To: Lazamataz

Go get your damn head, go back in the house and sew it back on, for Heaven’s sake!


92 posted on 11/25/2022 2:32:40 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Lazamataz

If you can catch your head, rub some dirt on it.


116 posted on 11/25/2022 2:48:11 PM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Lazamataz
I was trying to accelerate some rotary saw blades to Mach 2 and accidentally stepped in front of one. It sliced my head clean off. Now I’m getting dizzy because my head is rolling down a hill. What do you think I should do?

This one was particularly good. :)

135 posted on 11/25/2022 3:09:36 PM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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