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To: mass55th

Dear Free Republic:

I accidentally launched myself into low Earth orbit. I’m finding it hard to catch my breath. What should I do?


28 posted on 11/25/2022 1:54:16 PM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Those are all covid symptoms. See Dr. Douci stat!


97 posted on 11/25/2022 2:33:43 PM PST by dynachrome (“We cannot save Ukraine by dooming the US economy.” Rand Paul)
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To: Lazamataz
"What should I do?"

That depends. Are you in a space craft, or flying through space naked? Either way, you're shit out of luck, and will probably burn to a crisp upon re-entry. But, look at it this way, on your way back, you'll get the perfect tan you've always wanted, at least for a short while before turning into a crispy critter.

115 posted on 11/25/2022 2:47:27 PM PST by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: Lazamataz

Look at the stars


143 posted on 11/25/2022 3:19:59 PM PST by combat_boots ( )
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