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Dear Free Republic:

My face is literally on fire and smoke is coming from my ears. I smell burnt hair. Any ideas on what I should do?


15 posted on 11/25/2022 1:50:06 PM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz

My face is literally on fire and smoke is coming from my ears. I smell burnt hair. Any ideas on what I should do?

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Jay Leno could tell you.


26 posted on 11/25/2022 1:53:27 PM PST by Qiviut (I'm not out of control, I'm just not in their control. $hot $hills: Sod Off)
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To: Lazamataz

Stop free basing. It will prolly hurt a lot both now and later.


37 posted on 11/25/2022 1:57:15 PM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well played sir!


41 posted on 11/25/2022 1:58:37 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
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To: Lazamataz
Don't be such an unfeeling jerk.

58 posted on 11/25/2022 2:08:43 PM PST by Cinnamontea
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To: Lazamataz

Again, for you... an asian massage parlor... for anyone else... call the fire department and ambulance after letting go of the hot lead on whatever you were trying to fix.


87 posted on 11/25/2022 2:30:48 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: Lazamataz

A blonde...


90 posted on 11/25/2022 2:32:02 PM PST by dakine
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To: Lazamataz

Wipe your face with rubbing alcohol. Then wipe with leaves.


99 posted on 11/25/2022 2:34:53 PM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: Lazamataz

>> My face is literally on fire and smoke is coming from my ears. I smell burnt hair. Any ideas on what I should do?

Call a priest, stat. You need an exorcism.


120 posted on 11/25/2022 2:51:47 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Truth is not hate speech.)
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To: Lazamataz

Identify as a chimney.


122 posted on 11/25/2022 2:57:51 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: Lazamataz

My face is literally on fire

Say hello toSatan would be my first guess.


138 posted on 11/25/2022 3:13:32 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: Lazamataz
My face is literally on fire and smoke is coming from my ears. I smell burnt hair. Any ideas on what I should do?

Go soak your head!

148 posted on 11/25/2022 3:26:20 PM PST by null and void (Cujo would have been a very short story if the family owned a gun!)
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To: Lazamataz

Are you in Black Rock?


159 posted on 11/25/2022 3:45:06 PM PST by SE Mom
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To: Lazamataz
My face is literally on fire and smoke is coming from my ears. I smell burnt hair. Any ideas on what I should do?

Run, Laz, run! /Gumpism

208 posted on 11/26/2022 3:37:31 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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