I was just pulling your chain. It was the first thing that hit me when I read your title. :)
Okay but tandem turkeys are really not much of an expense due to the Thanksgiving turkey sales. Oh, and I got a sous vide cooker on the cheap cheap for just $50. About a third the price of sous vide cookers which you can pair to your cell phone. I don’t get why I would want to pair it to my cell phone since I still have to be home when I put turkey (or whatever else I’m cooking) into the sous vide container so why would I need to operate it via cell phone?