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Watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher dead at 76
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Posted on 11/11/2022 8:46:22 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:06:49 AM PST
by
Frank Drebin
(And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
To: Dr. Franklin
He was a real nut with his “Vegamatic” sledgehammer. 'Twas The Sledge-O-Matic. A product from the Amazing Master Tool Company...a wholly owned subsidiary of FlyByNight Industries.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:07:01 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Great minds drink alike...me and my baby havin' a hell of a night. - - BB King)
To: BenLurkin
How come the Department of the Interior is in charge of all things outdoors?
Why are they called ‘buildings’ when they’re already built?
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:09:27 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:10:01 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: BenLurkin
In 1982, Michigan State University built the $24 million Wharton Center for the Performing Arts.
One of the first acts to appear at the Great Hall of the Wharton Center was Gallagher.
He came on stage with a squirt gun filled with chocolate sauce. He proceeded to squirt it at the Proscenium Arch and said "They'll never get that off!"
Gallagher then proceeded to perform all of his most famous Sledge-o-matic gags, making a mess of the front rows of brand-new seats.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:11:04 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:12:10 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: GaltAdonis
That was great, thanks!
RIP, Gallagher!
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:13:52 AM PST
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TP)
To: GaltAdonis
That’s my absolute favorite Gallagher bit.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:14:43 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Great minds drink alike...me and my baby havin' a hell of a night. - - BB King)
To: dfwgator
I always liked, “Remember. Two wrongs don’t make a right, and three rights make a left.”
I use that line on my sons often, and they look at me like I’m an idiot. So, I know the point will be remembered.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:15:59 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: BenLurkin
Sorry to hear that. He was a very funny guy.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:17:43 AM PST
by
beef
(Say NO to the WOE (War On Energy))
To: BenLurkin
R. Lee Ermeu is gone. Gallagher is now gone. But the marchingg... er, rolling armies of watermelons just keep on advancing.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:19:52 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
To: BenLurkin
To: KarlInOhio
Oops, it’s Ermey. (And Otto-korrekt tried to change it again in this message)
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:20:53 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
To: FamiliarFace
You are most welcome!
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:25:32 AM PST
by
ExTxMarine
(Diversity is necessary; diverse points of views will not be tolerated.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:35:36 AM PST
by
ontap
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:37:10 AM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
'Twas The Sledge-O-Matic. A product from the Amazing Master Tool Company...a wholly owned subsidiary of FlyByNight Industries.
Thank you for correcting that. It has been years since I saw his show. He was an original, and he will be missed. I remember his comedy and entertainment warmly. May he rest in peace.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:39:45 AM PST
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: BenLurkin
Took my boys to see you in the 90s. We laughed until we cried.
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posted on
11/11/2022 9:45:22 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Inside every leftist is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
To: GaltAdonis
Wow- intelligence mixed with humor. What a combo. RIP funny man.
Thanks for posting that link.
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posted on
11/11/2022 10:14:20 AM PST
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny )
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